it is your birthday period
my entire life
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
So it is written, so shall it be.
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
you can’t sprint with us on We Heart It.
why double dipping isnt actually a problem:
- if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it